elderyautjavegeta:

disgustinganimals:

archonsandtaters:

Is this peak russian cat?

A cat write this.

The happy accordion music in the background makes the whole video.

lmaonade:

mothercirce:

lmaonade:

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

Are you fucking serious?

i would never lie

algrenion:

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

mylieutenant:

rayla-from-gaydia:

bifullmetal:

if you thought scar’s arc was about forgiving his oppressors for what they did then you completely missed the point   

HIS ARC WAS HOLDING HIS OPPRESSORS RESPONSIBLE BUT GOING TO RESTORATIVE JUSTICE INSTEAD OF RETRIBUTIVE AND I LOVE IT

The fact that he learns this from Winry should also not be forgotten.

communistbakery:

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

intrepid-inkweaver:

thefemaleofspecies:

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !! 

I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.

dont-fear-thereaper:

thefurtrade:

tinypi:

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

VINES ARE THERAPY

imcrying

wonderingstar42:

chally-wally:

dawnofthebadpuns:

5000angryspiders:

oddpyromaniac:

incubchii:

oddpyromaniac:

sorry:

sleepy-loopin:

bakabon-no-papa:

bakabon-no-papa:

bakabon-no-papa:

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

some highlights

• Ron is a Slytherin
  
• Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
  
• Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
  
• Angels have replaced owls
  
• Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
  
• Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
  
• It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
  
• Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

more

• Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
  
• Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
  
• Voldemort has hair
  
• Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
  
• Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
  
• Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
  
• Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
  
• THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
  
• Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 
  
• ““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
  
• Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)
  

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

This is some anti My Immortal shit

how does one sob femininely? 

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

I love you thank you

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

We’ve found it. The illusive reverse My Immortal