lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

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Shout out to this one woman from Blair Witch Project. According to the directors everyone involved in the scene was a plant, except for her, some random woman from the real Burkitsville who was asked about the Blair Witch and immediately made up a story about seeing a documentary on the Discovery Channel about disappearing hunters. While carrying a child. Unsung MVP of horror

In the “Real person being interviewed in a movie” hall of fame, along with the lady who told Chekov “I think it’s across the bay. In Alameda.”

4 days ago 2,610 notes


mortimermcmirestinks:

ralfmaximus:

joebidensbignaturals:

eatpussypraylove:

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Favorite adderall review

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You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

1 week ago 127,040 notes


waraenai-joku-da:

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when u get anxiety medication for the first time

1 week ago 53,963 notes

unbearable-lightness-of-ink:

big issue with linear time is that when there are a few minutes until some event and they aren’t enough minutes to do anything with, you just lose those minutes. I think you should be able to save them for later and then combine them into a chunk of leftover time that you get to use at the end of the day, like bonus hours.

1 week ago 13,292 notes

rogha:

rogha:

rogha:

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

1 week ago 164,131 notes

niksfake:

witchwardian:

twofingerswhiskey:

people who don’t wear glasses don’t get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i’m done. 240p vision time

I’ve seen enough.

so my tumblr app is doing this fun thing where it just shows me empty posts sometimes, because why not. and this one just really worked for me.

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1 week ago 146,546 notes

prohaloplayer:

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okay

1 week ago 5,461 notes

definitely-ellie:

daughter-of-sapph0:

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I’m just watching intently and taking notes like it’s a college lecture

You see me write down the word “sex” followed by a question mark and underlining it twice

2 weeks ago 40,672 notes